![]() 11/27/2016 at 08:51 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
My daughter’s all excited looking out the window ‘look daddy a squirrel. Hes looking for his nuts’ hehehehe
![]() 11/27/2016 at 09:01 |
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Meanwhile at PS9s thanksgiving...
My Niece: I’m gonna search for butts!
Me: No, don’t.
Niece: Oh, even better, I’m gonna search for butt lips!
Me: What? NO!
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Wrestling match by the computer ensues, niece wins, enter is pressed*
*ALL THE PANTY-LESS BUTTS IN THE WORLD APPEAR*
![]() 11/27/2016 at 09:32 |
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Maybe he’s looking for the keys to his Land Cruiser
![]() 11/27/2016 at 09:35 |
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Haha welcome to the internet kid
![]() 11/27/2016 at 09:44 |
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I hope this really happened.
![]() 11/27/2016 at 09:52 |
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That wasn’t even the last time it happened that day.
Niece: You better come back and play with me!
Me: Or what?
Niece: I...I’m gonna go search for butts again!
Me: (Not happy about my kid-niece looking at naked butts, but realizing there’s nothing I can do the stop them...) Go ahead, knock yourself out.
* five minutes later*
Niece: I’M SCARRED FOR LIIIIIFFFEEE
![]() 11/27/2016 at 09:56 |
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She’s onto me! Run!
![]() 11/27/2016 at 11:32 |
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*considers searching for “butt lips”*
*considers the consequences*
*doesn’t*
![]() 11/27/2016 at 19:40 |
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![]() 11/27/2016 at 23:52 |
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I’ve been married for 26 years. I can sympathize.
![]() 11/28/2016 at 07:44 |
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I’ve only been married for 3, it’s like I can almost feel them still there.